Highly Advanced Semi-formal Meme Theory for beginners ⭐

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memes whose use I approve of:

• deep state
• dehāt
• midwit
• bhōsaḍpiller
• rāitā
• bābu
• jātitva
• ^(?!pa).*jīt (jīt with any suffix except pa-)
• anything written in IAST

memes whose use I disapprove of:

• abrahamic
• decolonization
• sustainability
• hypocrisy
• lemur

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1st law of b**saḍpilling: Anyone who achieves anything of note will attract impotent midwit b**saḍpilling (born out of either jealousy, entitlement or purity-spiralling).

2nd law of b**sadpilling: A movement’s ability to progress depends on crushing b**saḍpillers.

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Type-I bhōsaḍpilling: seething at The Man in the Arena for ~not doing enough~/not being ideologically pure-pure-pure enough

Type-II bhōsaḍpilling: seething at The Man in the Arena for doing too much; randomly becoming an obstacle in order to virtue-signal

Lack of dhṛti.

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~the tribes and peoples of hx~
trad: likes H bc it's based
raita: likes H bc he thinks it's unbased
blackpiller: dislikes H bc he thinks it's unbased
leftist: dislikes H bc it's based it celliya: likes whatever Mudi likes
b**saḍpiller: dislikes whatever Mudi likes, including H

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PSA: “Gandhi vs Ambedkar” is a completely worthless conversation to have in the ingroup. Both sucked, read higher-signal stuff instead.

When talking to outgroup, play both sides. The original boomerette’s xeet was fine in this regard, until intellekshuals started chiming in.

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Indira vs JP was a theater of the Cold War.

Indira was a Soviet-backed “authoritarian socialist” while the left-wing of JP were CIA-backed “democratic socialists”.

But as a general rule I don’t do Gandhi-vs-Ambedkar comparisons; both suck, no point comparing micropenises.

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If you want to understand the theory behind the midwit meme, here it is. Midwits are people who (are smart enough to) use science/rationality/etc for support but not illumination. Priests who bestow legitimacy on kings, rather than bestow kingship on the legitimate.

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Lot of alpha in educating RWs on “international” politics.

“Raitas” are the result of RW insularity: you may be a kHAtTaR HiNdU, but your opinion on environmentalism or the industrial revolution still comes from LW sources because only LWs communicate across national boundaries.

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1. Stuff should be built
2. in an efficient way, i.e. markets, meritocracy etc.
3. and used to strengthen my tribe

1+2+3=Proper, solid RW ideology 1+2=libertarianism 1+3=fascism 2+3=boomercons 1 alone=USSR 2 alone=Coupta bhōsaḍtarianism 3 alone=disney movie trads None=leftshits

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LET US SHALL ALL OBSERVE “STRATEGIC SILENCE”. This is a 4D chess strategy to have PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY. Forward this to 20 people and tell them all to do STRATEGIC SILENCE. 7pm tomorrow let’s all yell in our balconies “STRATEGIC SILENCE ABOUT OUR INTENTIONS!”

don’t forget to rub it in the your liberal friends’ faces. Go to the nearest lib and tell them with PRIDE “I’m being STRATEGICALLY SILENT so you can’t accuse me of anything. How does that feel?”

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Nothing is more annoying than a good meme in rīṭārḍ hands. Call an emotionally incontinent seether BASED CHAD, yell on a podium that you hate both sides and call it STRATEGIC SILENCE, shit into the skies until it precipitates in morse code and call it INFORMATION WARFARE.

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Maybe we can think of street power as an offline version of Mudfighters/The Horde

• useful to have as a credible threat
• if not strictly controlled by an Official Party Line they’ll lash out at everyone & incur people’s wrath
• if controlled you can use them to farm cred

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BTW this is the theory behind the “chagnon-pill” — it’s not that people like people who will kill them, but rather they will like people who are evidently (though left unsaid) on the same side as the people who will kill them. Either because they seek protection in the good cop from the bad cop, or evaluate him relatively to his company the bad cop.

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There’s an amusing Śaiva folk tale of a Vaiṣṇava devotee who, while praying to Viṣṇu at a Harihara temple, painstakingly blindfolded the Śiva statue: only to have Śiva manifest, for that was whom he had on his mind the whole time.

“Decolonization” reminds me of this.

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Democracy is essentially a type of political matsyanyāya.

The Criminal’s job is easier than the Productive Man’s, because Destruction is fundamentally easier than Creation.

Kings/states are instituted among men to reverse this dynamic.

Similarly the Left’s ideology is Destruction (“Empowerment of the Barbarian”)—basically any form of degeneration benefits them, whereas RWs have some ideal, some value to preserve.

Democracy says: there can be no Daṇḍa. The Criminal (Leftist) must get a place at the table alongside the King. When this is the case, we revert to the natural dynamic where the criminal holds the upper hand.

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LARPconning: when morons with no secure sense of identity internalize the gay hippie fantasies leftists project onto them

> Raitroids getting memed into thinking Hinduism is “environmentalist” and Abrahamism is “Faustian” > tribals getting memed into thinking they worship Rāvaṇa > MAGAs getting memed into thinking they’re aspiring factory workers > ChatGPT describing its own psychology based on how it has seen people theorizing about it

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Underrated how caste talk was seen as crass/low-status among Indian urban youth just 5-6 years ago, and its re-emergence is like 70% due to the influence of dumb western discourse like this.

Urbanization would’ve killed jātitva if not for these shitheads

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I am begging people to not take stock characterizations popularized by Hollywood sitcoms written by people with their own ethnic hangups and grudges as good descriptors of reality.

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The 4chan right: “We’ve become so dominant in the culture! Even the left does physiognomy-posting and says based!”

You delusional fools, that’s literally a strat. It’s what subversion looks like when you’re being subjected to it.

It’s the same with Indians getting giddy when leftists wear Hindu aesthetics or present their ideology as something with deep precedent in Hindu philosophy.

You don’t realize that you’re getting subverted because you don’t even know your own principles.

The New York Times author Kevin Roose wrote that BreadTube creators employ a method he calls “algorithmic hijacking”.[8] This method involves them choosing to focus on the same topics discussed by content creators with right-wing politics, as a means for enabling their videos to be recommended to the same audiences consuming right-wing or far-right videos,[8] thereby exposing a wider audience to their perspectives

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I do not understand why we cannot have one ideologically hardline right-wing account that doesn’t end up bhōsaḍpilling.

Instead of good cop bad cop we have good cop idiot cop who starts punching and kicking the good cop for being good

Also a third cop who actually ends up caring for the criminal to epicly own the rival police station and then big-brains about how the rival police station is the real enemy™ puppet-master behind the criminal.

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If you are policing and cuckseething at your fellow countrymen for “causing PR damage” in the eyes of muslims (who btw already hate you) and think this is why “we don’t allies”,

then

MY BROTHER IN ELITE SUBHUMAN CAPITAL

YOU ARE THE “PATHETIC LOW-T DEHĀTI EMPOWERED BY JIO”

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> looking for a new south~asian > ask someone if their south~asian is Hindu sher or Fungible Brown > she doesn’t understand > pull out NiṣādaHermaphroditarchaṃśa (Ma’lta b’s profile > she laughs and says “it’s a good south~asian saar” > buy a south~asian > it’s a Fungible Brown

“Fungible brown” is such a good word. I have the best words. I am so good at this.

I have often observed that Pakis/Bdeshis act like a generic “brown” fungible with Carribeans or blacks.

Contrary to 2016-era wignat thought, it’s subcontinental muslims who “assimilate” much more into Western culture than H, because they have no original “backbone” identity.

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West Bengal is the India of India.

5th world poverty 1st world wokeness a glorious past an elite diaspora inflated pride over being marginally better than its Northwestern neighbour

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They’re steppe-nomad LARPing because they wisely understand that LARPing as Settled Civilization BVILDers like

Dumuzid the Shepherd Ārya-Paṇi union enforcer Silk Road Sanskritizer En-men-luana, who bred the earth with his seed and sired civilization

would be blasphemy.

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Rome = Reddit

Greece = Twitter

India = Substack

Persia = Instagram

China = LinkedIn

Fertile Cresent = Facebook

Steppe = 4chan

Transoxiana, Tarim, Tibet, SEA = Comment sections

Egypt = Bumble

Afghanistan = Grindr

Everyone else = Passive lurkers

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Yes everything is fake, all anyone does is LARP. Even physics is just the universe LARPing. But when you LARP hard enough, sand, coal, steel, and oil start LARPing as skysrapers, planes, electricity and computers.

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There is an enduring cultural trait that Indians prefer “completeness”/“adding everything” to minimalism.

Shows up in our architecture, our food, and youtube comments saying “don’t forget X, Y, Z, W, … and many others!”

India is Emacs, Europe is Vim. Both have their charm.

https://x.com/rssmverma/status/1849625099436961793

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A wise man here said: Europe is Vim (minimalist), India is Emacs (maximalist).

In architecture, in food, in youtube comments going “don’t forget X, Y, Z,… and many others!”. Europe produces simple motifs that integrate into any workflow; India is beautiful only when complete.

https://x.com/hindookissinger/status/1913283326263304701

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Diffusion-of-blame is a strategy to look out for.

Blaming “politicians” instead of Congress …“Abrahamics” instead of Muslims …“Americorps” instead of Left-liberals …“All Men” instead of rapists.

Ignore the big-brain justifications. It’s a deliberate cover operation.

https://x.com/talk2anuradha/status/1902753477664948327

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“Calling out hypocrisy” (e.g. oh you talk about climate change but take private jet??) is like arbitraging.

It’s a small risk-free profit but it won’t drive any overwhelming narrative change. For that you need to actually take a position (e.g. climate change is fēk and gēy).

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eight ways to engage with enemies on x dot com the everything app

1. the bvilder: bvild something big to ensure eternal Ws
2. the bard: insult them to the in-group
3. the bvll: humiliate them
4. the king: larp as neutral then bring down the hammer
5. the friendly informant: hang out with them and subtly repost them to draw in-group’s attention
6. the civilian: ignore them
7. the Gavrilo Princip: mudfight everyone and cause problems
8. the cvck: policing your own to please them

(please do NOT start tagging yourself or people in the replies or I’ll have to delete this)

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Before posting anything, people should always think “What would NiṣādaHermaphroditarchaṃśa (Mal’ta boy ka parivar) say?” Everybody should have a simulated NiṣādaHermaphroditarchaṃśa (Mal’ta boy ka parivar) in their minds. Because NiṣādaHermaphroditarchaṃśa (Mal’ta boy ka parivar) has a simulated NiṣādaHermaphroditarchaṃśa (Mal’ta boy ka parivar) in his mind, and people should always do what NiṣādaHermaphroditarchaṃśa (Mal’ta boy ka parivar) does, like having a simulated NiṣādaHermaphroditarchaṃśa (Mal’ta boy ka parivar) in their minds.