Nobel War Prize

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To fight the Nobel Peace Prize syndrome, I am announcing the Nobel WAR Prize: awarded to the heroes who decisively defeated in WAR the forces of barbarism and nihilism which come in various forms like Left-liberalism and Steppe-nomad risk.

I award this to:

1. the ancient Sumerians, for winning the WAR against nature by inventing agriculture and farming it
2. the rice-farmers, Wootz steel manufacturers, warlords and adventurous Ascetics of early Iron Age India who, clearing massive swathes of wild tracts, brought the most fertile land in the world under cultivation
3. Cāṇakya and Candragupta for manipulating the steppe hordes into a meat-grinder in their war for the throne of Pāṭaliputra, rendering them impotent for centuries; and then beginning the Silk Road Sanskritization project. “Hind fucks, Śāka bucks” as kids in ancient Arachosia used to say.
4. Emperor Wu for his successes against the Xiongnu.
5. Chandragupta-II, for expelling the mlecchas from the blackbuck’s natural habitat and presiding over the Golden Age.
6. Yaśodharman of Malwa for uniting the Āryas to end the Hun menace, which would secure the border for 700 years to come
7. Ivan the Terrible, for bringing the entire steppe under his boot—ending Steppe-Nomad risk in its original form forever, and forging an entirely new type of Civilization.
8. Shivaji and those who came after him, for uprooting the Mlecchavaṃśa and establishing a Hindu Svarājya bathed in the two most sacred liquids: the water of the Ganges and the blood of its enemies—for establishing, beyond doubt, that THIS FORTRESS OF CIVILIZATION SHALL NOT FALL.

Today again, the forces of barbarism have returned: in the form of

• the Left-liberal Rāj, which seeks to impose upon the world its ideology of Dehātization, a perverse and inverted view of morality: in which the criminal is promoted over the civilized, the leech over the productive and industrious man, the protesting obstacle over the capitalist, barbarian and backward cultures over civilizing ones, degenerate lifestyles over healthy ones, civilizational suicide over reproduction, nature over Man and rioting luddites over machines and technology.
• and its lawfully-wedded bride, Islamism.

Who will be be the next hero to win the Nobel WAR Prize? Will it be Netanyahu and Mossad? Will it be Modi and the Hindutva movement? Will it be Elon Musk and the tech right? Will it be you, anon?

Who will defeat the forces of barbarism today—who will win the Mandate of the Nobel WAR Prize?